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Laufeyson

So at the station we have the necessary sexual harassment training to go over (oh joy) and at the end of every training session chief wraps it up with his signature line, "alright let's put the girls away." (The girls are the engines/tenders/rescue.) So our captain says "HEY you can't call them that anymore!!" To which chief replies "they are INANIMATE OBJECTS Mike, they don't have feelings!" I got possessed by the Angel of Comebacks at just the right second and slammed my hand on the table shouting "Are you calling women OBJECTS?!" And that's the story of how I got one over on my chief. My comedic claim to fame in the station.

Tyndra

I learned so many great jokes watching HR videos