Over 200 people die from putting weird stuff in their butts each year

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eightball

It’s true...I once put a rolled up copy of the August 1945 Life Magazine up my butt...I swear I was clinically dead but a voice said “your time has not yet come” and here I am. Doctors eventually managed to get the magazine out but it was ruined.

SargedtheWhite

We need a larger dog behind him with “Hippos kill 500”