I love you, you love me, now gimme somma dat sweet coochie.


The biggest problem with marriage is that he marry her hoping she'll never change and she marries him hoping she can change him. Both are almost always wrong. And I mentioned marriage because this is post is about sex and Mr Sloth would be disappointed in ALL of us if we sat here condoning pre marital sex. Which is kind of an oxymoron because post marital sex is a myth. Like the Easter bunny and female orgasms. (just jokes. I know the Easter bunny is real)