Who's done the sex?



i told this one on here before but i’ll share again. my buddy was doing a girl in the butt on her family dining room table and her parents walked in the door and caught them, when he jumped back she pooped on the table right in front of them


The third time I had sex I broke my frenulum (the skin connecting the foreskin to your knob). Made an audible snapping sound. Blood everywhere. The girl helped me clean the blood off in the shower, and then we watched The Lion King. ....that girl is now my wife.