Divide Nevada

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CNN_FUCKIN_BREAKING_NEWS

Can any of you alien fucking, Jesus needing, Titty watching, ninja turtle mother fucking Nevadians confirm? I’ll await confirmation, but not for long. I’m here to shoot mutants and touch new titties. And I’m all out of new titties to touch. Either provide evidence or new titties soon. *Loads shotgun badassly*

cheesynugget

The last one looks like a smol carrot