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(Remembering girls like guys who aren’t afraid to speak their mind) I am absolutely Frustrated with the unnatural pauses Dora The Explorer has after asking me questions. I answer her question and there’s seconds that feel like hours of silence. Are you fucking antagonizing me Dora? Do you think I am retarded? Bitch, I told you MAP! And you sit there like I responded to you in Whale bleeps. I sit there and relentlessly tell you that bitchass nigga Swipper is fucking swiping, and you take your sweet ass time. Poor boots is getting bitchslapped like a medieval whore and you couldn’t care less. *sobbing* Boots deserves better than that Dora. He deserves better!”


So a child's pharmacist