oh no



Women be like, “guys are idiots.” Guys be like, “I’m about to make sure you never ask me to do this task again. You won’t just wish I discontinue doing it. No. No-no-no-No. I’m going to fuck this up so badly you won’t even be able to blame me. You will blame yourself after I’m done. Every time you hear me utter the words, “Honey, I’m going to help you clean up the bathroom” your bottom lip will quiver, you will get covered in goosebumps and feel the same terror as sleep paralysis. I am the Freddy Kruger of Psychological warfare. Fucking with me has no more meaningful purpose than those pissing into a black hole.


Theres an Everybody Loves Raymond connection here somewhere...