This guy had devoted his whole working life to his job in a pickle factory. Then one day he got home from work and told his wife he\'d been fired from his job. She was very upset at this and angry at the company he\'d worked for, shouting, \"You\'ve given that firm twenty years of devoted service. Why the hell did they fire you?\" The guy explained, \"For the whole twenty years I worked there I\'ve been tempted to stick my member in the pickle slicer and today I finally did it!\" The wife screamed in horror and ran over to her husband. Then she pulled his pants down to see what damage had been done. She let out a big sigh of relief. \"You look okay\" she said, \"So what happened to the pickle slicer?\" The guy said, \"They fired her, too.\"


Can confirm that this is real. It's about 10 minutes from my house. There is even a Facebook page devoted to it. St. Louis is a little wierd.